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Difference b/w secretary & private secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&

Those inside are desperate to come

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE

1.    Smart man + smart woman = romance

2.    Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy

3.    Dumb man + smart woman = affair

4.    Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

5.    Smart boss + smart employee = profit

6.    Smart boss + dumb employee = production

7.    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

8.    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

 kiss me every time

Diana, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, 'Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?'

'I would love to do that,' replied Diana's husband, 'but the problem is..........she won't let me.'

 why women are beautiful

'God,' inquired Adam, 'Why did you make Eve so beautiful?'

'So you would love her.'

'But why did you make her so dumb?'

'So she would love you.'

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